JOKE

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...



Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Funny driver: You are great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?



Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.



Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.




1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.


By: sangeeta
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?
Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?
HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.




Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.

Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.

Autowala: Ye to beymani hai

Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.


By: rohit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.




Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana



Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki

Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha...



How BEDROOM Smells Aftr MARRIAGE

1st 3MONTHS-Perfumes,
Flowers,

After 1-3YEARS-Baby Powdr,
Cream,
Lotions,

After 10-13
YEARS-Vicks,Zandu Balm..




Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai